What do you call a teacher that's always late?

Mr. Bus (think about it)

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Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

Why don't they allow lesbians to play baseball?

When they get to third base they think they've scored

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How did a bit travel from the CPU to the HDD?

It took the bus.

Why should you never run in front of a bus?

You will get tired.

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Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?

Because there is lots of school spirit!

Who built the first American car?

Student: "Me Pilgrims." Teacher: "The Pilgrims " Student: "Yeah they made the Mayflower Compact."