Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)

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Who does the butcher look forward to seeing after a tough day at work?

His loving knife.

Why couldn't the physicist get the Standard Model to work?

Because it wouldn't commute!

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Why did the soda can quit its job at the vending machine?

It was soda pressing.

What does a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky have in common?

They both say "Insert Bill Here"

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Why won't the machines just take over already?

I'm tired of doing stuff.

Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)

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Who do you call if Everlast is having a heart attack?

Eminem.

What happens to Eminem when he dies?

I accidentally this joke the other day. Do you think it has potential?

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What did the rapper ask the pet sitter when he got back from vacation?

Where my dogs at?

What do rappers use to wash their clothes?

BLEEE-AAAACH!