Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)

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How many people work at your company?

About half of them.

How did the math teacher solve her constipation problem?

She worked it out with a pencil.

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What's black and steals your change?

Vending machines.

What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

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What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you ?

An ATM machine

How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. They have a machine that does that now.

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Why did Bin Laden listen to Eminem?

He was an Afghani-Stan.

When does Eminem leave school?

Aftermath

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Why can't rappers rap about nice things?

YEAH GIRL I'm GOING TO TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHS AND ....... Give them to a homeless guy because he's cold

What do rappers use to write their lyrics?

Word,yo.