What kind of dinosaur would Eminem be?

A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.

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Why didn't the USSR get anything done?

They were Stalin

Why did the Soviets decide to be Russian?

Cuz they got tired of Stalin.

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What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar?

Buck teeth!

What kind of ants are very learned ?

Pedants !

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What's the difference between us and the dinosaurs?

We don't need an asteroid...

Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.

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Why did Taco Bell hire Eminem?

Because he's a Wrap God

What happens to Eminem when he dies?

I accidentally this joke the other day. Do you think it has potential?

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What do you call... What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

A doyouthinkhesawus (saurus)!

What kind of dinosaur would Eminem be?

A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.