What kind of dinosaur would Eminem be?

A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.

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Why do Russian cars have such a bad rep?

Because they're always Stalin.

Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

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What kind of pizza did they order on nine eleven?

2 large planes

What kind of bear likes the rain?

A drizzley bear.

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Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands?

Because they're dead.

What do you call someone who crashes flying dinosaurs into buildings?

A pterrorist

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Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)

What did Eminem say when his label spelled his name wrong?

It doesn't Mather.

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What kind of dinosaur would Eminem be?

A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.

What do you call... What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

A doyouthinkhesawus (saurus)!