What do you call... What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

A doyouthinkhesawus (saurus)!

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What's the biggest fish you ever caught?

That would be the one that measured fourteen inches...." "That's not so big!" "Between the eyes "

What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

Answer: You Blink Your Eyes.

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Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

What do you call a dinosaur who knows how to please its woman?

A Lickalottapus

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What do you call... What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

A doyouthinkhesawus (saurus)!

What kind of dinosaur would Eminem be?

A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.