Who do you call if Everlast is having a heart attack?

Eminem.

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Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

When is the worst possible time to have a heart attack?

When you are playing Charades.

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Why did Eminem make a terrible barista?

Because he kept insisting everyone only get one shot.

What is Eminem made of?

He is made of Mathers