Who do you call if Everlast is having a heart attack?

Eminem.

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Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*

Why didn't the American get the burger?

because the heart attack got him first.

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What kind of dinosaur would Eminem be?

A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.

When does Eminem leave school?

Aftermath