Why did people use insulation containing deadly toxins?

It was asbestos they could do at the time!

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What device does Mario use to communicate with the dead?

A Lou-ouija board.

What kind of tape do kidnappers use?

abDUCT tape

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How many people from Cornwall does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't care, as long as they do it better than people from Devon.

What is the strongest animal?

A racehorse because it can take hundreds of people for a ride at once!

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How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

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Why do carcinogens want to give us cancer so badly?

Because they're trying asbestos they can.

What's the only thing worse than asbestos?

Asworstos.

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Why did people use insulation containing deadly toxins?

It was asbestos they could do at the time!

How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.