Why did people use insulation containing deadly toxins?

It was asbestos they could do at the time!

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What do you call an English teacher who used to have anxiety?

Past tense.

What products do I use for grooming?

She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."

People Jokes More People Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman president and pizza?

Most people like the idea of pizza better.

Why is mild cheddar even a thing?

Who are these people who can't handle sharp cheddar & why are they allowed to influence the cheese market

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What do you call an academic who apologises all the time?

An anthropologist

What time does Wimbledon start?

Tennish

Asbestos Jokes More Asbestos Jokes

What did the optimist say to his doctor when he found out he had lung cancer?

Well, I'll deal with this asbestos I can!"

Why did people use insulation containing deadly toxins?

It was asbestos they could do at the time!

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Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

Why do baked bean cans contain only 239 beans?

Because if they had one more, they would be 240.