Why did people use insulation containing deadly toxins?

It was asbestos they could do at the time!

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What does the aquarium janitor use to clean?

She uses all-porpoise cleaner!

What limitations does braille have? Can it represent everything that we read using the alphabet?

Very limited fonts.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are people so sad in Ferguson?

Because they live in misery

What state do most people live in?

Denial. Myself included.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why did the late man stand on the clock?

He wanted to be on time.

How many Super Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)

Asbestos Jokes More Asbestos Jokes

What did the doctor say to the Mesothelioma patient?

There's not much I can do, but I'll do asbestos I can!

Why do carcinogens want to give us cancer so badly?

Because they're trying asbestos they can.

Contain Jokes More Contain Jokes

What's wrong with a joke containing Cobalt, Radon and Yttrium?

It's CoRnY

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!