How do you drown a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door

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What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't unlock the door?

Triforce

Why did the dog go into the church?

The doors were open.

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What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon?

A: Far-from-thinkin

Why can't blondes finish software updates?

They can never find the "any" key.

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How do you know a drummer is at your door?

The knock speeds up.

What happened when the turkey got into a fight?

He got the stuffing knocked out of him.

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What happened to the fish?

Me: It drowned. 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: Must have been a really stupid fish.

Why can't the Philippines field an ice hockey team?

The players all drowned in spring training.

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How long is a submarine?

No, How Long is a Chinaman.

What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet?

Jesus in a submarine.