How do you drown a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door

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How do you answer the door Mathematically?

Door: "What is 2+2 " Me: "4" Door: "Cool!"

Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school?

I wouldn't fit through the door.

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What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes?

A: Frosted Flakes.

Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on one buck night?

A: They couldn't fit a deer into the car.

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Why did Lucy fall off the monkey bars?

A: She's got no arms Me: Knock Knock Them: Whose there Me: Not Lucy.

Why doesn't the Grinch like knock knock jokes?

Because there's always Whos there!

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Why are Dutch people so tall?

The short ones drowned in the floods

Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

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How long is a submarine?

No, How Long is a Chinaman.

What do Windows and a submarine have in common?

If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.