How do you drown a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door

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Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

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Why do blondes like blonde jokes?

It makes them feel popular.

What do blonde's have against condoms?

A: Their cheeks.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What do you call a punch that can knock out 40 first graders?

A Sandy Hook

What does a tree say after it gets knocked over by the wind?

I went out on a limb.

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What do you call it when you drown a baby in soda?

Infantacide

How do you drown a hipster?

In the mainstream

Submarine Jokes More Submarine Jokes

What do Windows and a submarine have in common?

If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.

What do you call an underwater masochist?

A submarine!