What's the difference between a cigarette and my exwife?

Cigarettes don't scream when they're burning.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go inside a store without Robin

What's the difference between a tribe of wild hunting pygmies and a Women's roller derby team?

The Pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.

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What did the orphan say when the orphanage burned down?

Nothing. He just laughed.

How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

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What's a monsters favorite desert?

I-Scream!

What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Cigarette Jokes More Cigarette Jokes

What kind of cigarettes do hippies smoke?

Yours.

What's the first thing a hillbilly says after losing her virginity?

Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.