What's the difference between a cigarette and my exwife?

Cigarettes don't scream when they're burning.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between ID and ED?

One of them is a flimsy thing that refuses to stand up on it's own. The other is a medical condition.

What's the difference between 7/11 and 9/11?

One is a part-time job the other an inside

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

How did Helen Keller burn her face?

She answered the waffle iron. How did she burn the other side? They called back.

What happened when the shoe factory burned down?

500 soles were lost.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

When do ghosts usually appear?

Just before someone screams.

What screams "Allah Akbar" and then smashes your crockery to pieces?

A Daesh washer.

Cigarette Jokes More Cigarette Jokes

How do you ask for a cigarette in spain?

Tapas a snout!

Why did a man name his legless dog, Cigarette?

Cause he had to take him out for a drag every night.