What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one."

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.

Why are monsters hipsters?

Because they've been coming out of the closet since before it was cool.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire?

My ears are burning!"

What did the field say to the farmer?

Plow Me!

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why did Sally the stripper stop dating the guitar player?

He kept trying to tune her G string.

What does a food lover do when they try a new food?

They CURIOUSLY MASTERCATE.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why was the Texan afraid of the clock?

Because it reminded him that time was moving forward.

Why shouldn't you tell secrets when a clock is around?

Because time will tell.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why didn't the cow want to go skydiving?

the steaks were too high.

Why do cows have bells?

Because there horns don't work

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What milk does a coward make?

Craven-dale

What happens when you seduce a cow?

You get milk.

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

Why do milking stools only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you?

Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!