What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one."

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What do colorblind people say to the unexpected?

Well that came out of the purple

Who's there ! Alexander ! Alexander who ?

Alexander friend are coming over !

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How can you tell if a farmer is a good farmer?

He's out standing in his field

Why does the corn get mad at the farmer?

Because he is always pulling on his ears.

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How are relationships like algebra?

You look at your X and try to find out Y

Why don't old men like old women?

Ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich

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What time are most dental appointments scheduled for?

Tooth hurty.

Why did the kleptomaniac spend so much time in Bed Bath and Beyond?

He was taking a sheet.

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How do cows talk to each other?

They cowmoonicate.

Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11?

Americans cant milk a cow for 14 years.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one."

What do you call a cow that can't make milk?

An udder failure!

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

Why did Adele crawl under the cow?

to say hello from the udder side. I'll take my Oscar now.

Why do cows lie down in the rain?

To keep each udder dry.