Why can't Albert Einstein drive?

Because he never learned.

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards?

You see a woman learn her place.

What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!

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Why was Albert Einstein's dad afraid to teach him vowels?

Because everytime he tried, he kept owing his son money!

What would albert einstein's name be if he was blonde?

Nobody would know