Why can't Albert Einstein drive?

Because he never learned.

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What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

A: "Today children we will learn our ABC's"

What do you study to learn about acid?

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Why can't Albert Einstein drive?

Because he never learned.

Why did Albert Einstein marry his cousin?

Because she was his relative