Why don't you hire these twins for the robbery boss?

Criminal Boss: I'm afraid of a double-cross.

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Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

How do you hire an elephant ?

Stand it on four bricks !

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What's the best part about dating a twin?

Nobody can judge you on your age difference.

What do you call Afghan triplets?

Twins! I am so sorry....