Why don't you hire these twins for the robbery boss?

Criminal Boss: I'm afraid of a double-cross.

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Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?

A: They're doing research on black holes.

Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

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What did the black intellectual name her twins?

Entendre and....Entendre!

Why did the identical twins survive the plane crash?

Because twins being destroyed by planes is too cliche, I guess.