Why don't you hire these twins for the robbery boss?

Criminal Boss: I'm afraid of a double-cross.

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What's the best way to get a Punjab in India?

Hire a cunning linguist.

How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests?

What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest

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How do the Lanisters make large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

What is the height of honesty?

A: A pregnant lady takes one and a half ticket in the bus Q: What is the height of dishonesty A: She gives birth to twins