Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!

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Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!

What do you call the first Afghan off the boat?

Amhere. What do you call the second Afghan off the boat? Amhere Azwel. What do you call the third Afghan off the boat? Amhere Azwell Azhim. :)

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Why did the scuba diver drop out of graduate school?

Because he was always below a C

Why do scuba divers always jump backwards off the boat?

If they jumped forwards, they would still be on the boat! Sorry.