Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!
Shaven, not furred
Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.
A drip dry elephant !
Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool
Exactly the same.
Because the land never waves back
They use Google Mops.
He can't go left
Because it's a little meteor.
