Why haven't Women landed on the Moon?

Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is 18 inches long, pink, squishy, and makes women cry?

SIDS

What do women and police cars have in common?

They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

for 2 weeks.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

What are you doing here?

I just got fired from the circus "Oh my" Yeah, the calibration on my cannon was way off. I landed in your pond

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

How does a Reaver clean his spear?

He puts it in the Wash.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

How does the Moon get its haircut?

Eclipse it!

What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon?

the cow didn't make it.