Why haven't Women landed on the Moon?

Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a man who thinks women are easy to lie to?

Deceased

What do you call a Russian sovereign with dwarfism and a taste for both men and women?

A little bizar

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

for 2 weeks.

What did the doctor say to the Fonz when he got sick?

You need to take your vitamin Ayy.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

Why are sailors so impatient when they get on land?

Because they're tired of waiting in the rhumb line.

What is a Nuclear Physicist's favorite Genesis song?

Land of Cold-Fusion".

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?

To prevent bat breath!

What do you call someone who is iffy about cleaning lawn games?

A wishy-washy Washer washer.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What do you call a bug on the moon?

A lunatic! (luna-tick)

What happens when the Sun and the Moon get together?

They turn out the lights.