Why is the ocean so salty?

Because the land never waves back

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call a laptop in the ocean?

A Dell, rolling in the deep.

What happens when you throw root beer in the ocean?

Root Beer Floats!

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What if Superman landed in Mexico instead of Kansas?

He'd be an illegal alien.

How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

How does gravity greet itself?

It just waves

How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?

Wave.