You get your wife, truck, and land back.
Microwave.
Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.
He was all over his wife at the parade
Wife: Your sense of humor.
A penny.
Just out of Curiosity...
FINNISH HYMN!
Jungle Bells
A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.
Nice.
You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...