What does Sting have in common with a snitch?

They both sang at the police.

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why did the police arrest the sidewalk sidewalk?

It always had some sort of weed on it!

What did the Middle Eastern terrorist say when he was captured by the police?

Oman!

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What do you call a pachyderm that sings jazz?

Elephants Gerald

Why can't the insecure fish sing well?

He's never comfortable in his own scales.

Snitch Jokes More Snitch Jokes

What did the mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay?

I ain't no snitch.

Why is Harry Potter so popular in prison?

Because he catches all the snitches!

Sting Jokes More Sting Jokes

What did Sting say to his proctologist?

Don't stand so close to me.

What grows on the World Wide Web and stings?

Internettles.