What does Sting have in common with a snitch?

They both sang at the police.

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

Why didn't the police shoot the polarbear who was wandering peacefully around the streets?

Because he was white.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...

What do you call a computer that sings?

A Dell

Snitch Jokes More Snitch Jokes

Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

What did the mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay?

I ain't no snitch.

Sting Jokes More Sting Jokes

What's Sting's favorite Olympic sport?

The long hump

What did Sting say to his proctologist?

Don't stand so close to me.