Why is Harry Potter so popular in prison?

Because he catches all the snitches!

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Why did the criminal get released from prison after he wrote a short essay?

He had served his sentence.

What's the worst part of being a cook in prison?

Having to toss everyone's salad

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What did the tailor tell the thieving nun when he caught her red-handed?

You better not make a habit out of this.

What is the difference between a Mercedes and a Lexus?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Lexus...

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What did Tom Riddle's calculator tell Harry Potter?

8008132

What spell does harry Potter use on halloween?

Spoopify

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How is prison like quidditch?

The game ends when they catch the snitch

Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!