What is the difference between a Mercedes and a Lexus?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Lexus...

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What's the difference between virgin olive oil and extra virgin olive oil?

thick Italian accent* "She don't even touch it."

Whats the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go to a store without robin.

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What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

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What's the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana?

Pink Floyd kept going after the wall.

Why didn't Superman rescue Princess Diana?

Because he was in a wheelchair.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What is the difference between a Mercedes and a Lexus?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Lexus...

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What is the difference between a Mercedes and a Lexus?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Lexus...

What do you call a group of Lexus cars?

A fortune!