What is the difference between a Mercedes and a Lexus?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Lexus...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back

What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'

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What happened to the tree after it caught fire?

It became entally handicapped

Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

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What's the difference between a Volvo and a Mercedes?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Volvo

What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common?

Their last big hits were The Wall.

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What's the common thing between Mercedes and iphone 6?

Mercedes Benz...

What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana?

The Mercedes can easily reach 40.

Lexus Jokes More Lexus Jokes

What do you call a group of Lexus cars?

A fortune!

What is the difference between a Mercedes and a Lexus?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Lexus...