What is the difference between a Mercedes and a Lexus?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Lexus...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a polar bear and the World Series?

One has cubs

What's the difference between Tom Brady and Ben Roethlisberger?

Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.

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Where do they send trickster tuna when they catch them?

A Tuna Chi-Cannery

How do you catch a unique rabbit ?

you neek up on it.

Princess Diana Jokes More Princess Diana Jokes

Why did Princess Diana divorce Prince Charles?

She was always told a ruler was 12 inches!

How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!

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How can you tell a rich Swiss from a poor Swiss?

The poor swiss washes his Mercedes by himself

What's the difference between a Volvo and a Mercedes?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Volvo

Lexus Jokes More Lexus Jokes

What do you call a group of Lexus cars?

A fortune!

What is the difference between a Mercedes and a Lexus?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Lexus...