Why did Princess Diana divorce Prince Charles?

She was always told a ruler was 12 inches!

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Why doesn't anyone tell jokes about Jonestown?

The punchline is too long.

How can you tell retarded kids form the art students?

Retards don't wear Black.

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What's the best way to send a letter to Prince Charles?

Heir mail

What do you get when you cross the Queen and Prince Charles?

Dead in a tunnel.

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Why didn't Superman rescue Princess Diana?

Because he was in a wheelchair.

What's the difference between a Volvo and a Mercedes?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Volvo

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Why is the biggest nose only 11 inches?

Because if it was 12 inches it would be a foot!

What do me and Subway have in common?

12 inches

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Why did Jimmy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept for.

Who is the king of the pencil case?

The Ruler