Why did Princess Diana divorce Prince Charles?

She was always told a ruler was 12 inches!

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What's the difference between a good joke and a woman?

The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time.

How do you tell the time in Antarctica?

A:I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you

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Why did Princess Diana divorce Prince Charles?

She was always told a ruler was 12 inches!

What will people say when Prince Charles dies?

Long live the Queen.

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Why didn't Superman rescue Princess Diana?

Because he was in a wheelchair.

What was the last thing that went through Princess Diana's head?

The steering wheel.

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Why is the biggest nose only 11 inches?

Because if it was 12 inches it would be a foot!

What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

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Why couldn't the anarchist draw a straight line?

He didn't have a ruler!

What is the most noble office supply?

The ruler!