Because: Camilla Parker Bowles.
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Dead in a tunnel.
She was always told a ruler was 12 inches!
Long live the Queen.
Heir mail
Because they're lazy, and they hate U.
Because it had postage dew.
People could see right through him.
Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course* !"
Because he was the rightful heir
Because the date wasn't nailed down.
Please tell me.
When she pulls the tampon out the cotton is already picked.
He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.
The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.
The Wall was both their last big hit.
One of them has a good driver.
To see how long he slept for.
Because there were too many rulers in school!
Alley-oop Akbar
