Why didn't Superman rescue Princess Diana?

Because he was in a wheelchair.

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What did the shooting range instructor say to the guy in a wheelchair?

Parachute

Whats the hardest thing about microwaving vegtables?

fitting the wheelchair in the microwave.

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Why didn't Superman rescue Princess Diana?

Because he was in a wheelchair.

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?

The Wall was both their last big hit.

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Why is Batman so jealous of Superman?

Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2

What do you call the smallest Superman in the world?

Quark Kent.