Why didn't Superman rescue Princess Diana?

Because he was in a wheelchair.

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Why you need that?

You already have a wheelchair.

What's the hardest part to cook in a vegetable ?

The wheelchair

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What is the difference between Princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

One of them has a good driver.

What was the last thing that went through Princess Diana's head?

The steering wheel.

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How did he die?

The rock is kyptonite and the man is superman.

What's the difference between spider man and superman?

peter parker can shoot webs. clark kent.