Why didn't Superman rescue Princess Diana?

Because he was in a wheelchair.

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What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair?

If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again

What do you call... What do you call it when a person in a wheelchair tries to get through a non-automatic door?

A tard time

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What do Princess Diana, Kurt Cobain, and Pink Floyd all have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

What is the difference between Princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

One of them has a good driver.

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Why doesn't Superman watch Game of thrones?

Because he has a LED-TV.

Which gun does Superman use?

SCAR-L