What's the difference between a good joke and a woman?

The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time.

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What's the difference between polite conversation and an erection?

I can maintain polite conversation.

What's the difference between the Rockettes and a troop of acrobats?

One is a cunning array of stunts.

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What did the necrophile say when his girlfriend told him to be more romantic?

You're dead to me."

Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

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What do black guy's have that is twice the size of white men's, and expands upon contact with a woman?

A criminal record.

Why did God make women last?

He didn't want someone telling him what to do

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What was a more important invention than the first telephone?

The second one.

Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

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What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

Where does a lonely ant go when it is separated from its colony?

I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.

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What do you tell a women with a black eye?

Nothing, you already told her once.

What do you say to a girl with a black eye?

Nothing. You already told her.

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What's the difference between a good joke and a woman?

The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time.

What's three times worse than OCD?

OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...