What's the difference between a good joke and a woman?

The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What are the differences and similarities of flint michigan and the walking dead universe?

They are both post apocalyptic but only one produces brand new cars.

What's the difference between Kim and Robert K?

Robert never got a famous black guy off all by himself ...

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you know if a joke has been posted on reddit before?

Oh, they'll tell you.

What did a bad teacher tell their wisecracking student?

Don't get smart with me.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, Chris Brown doesn't want you getting involved in his personal life

What do women call men under 6 inches?

Friends.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

How'd the monkey fall out of the tree. He was dead. How'd the next second monkey fall out of the tree?

He was stapled to the first monkey! How'd the Third monkey fall out of the tree. Peer Pressure.

What did the second guesser with no self esteem say to Reddit?

edit: nevermind...

Good Joke Jokes More Good Joke Jokes

What's the difference between a good joke and click bait?

This isn't a good joke.

How many redditors does it take to make a good joke?

Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.

Black Eye Jokes More Black Eye Jokes

Why do you have a black eye?

You'll have two if you leave your girlfriend's underwear in my car one more time!

How'd you get a black eye?

Walked into a door. Later, another shiner More doors *nods* One does not simply walk into more doors.

Second Time Jokes More Second Time Jokes

What's the difference between a good joke and a woman?

The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time.

What's three times worse than OCD?

OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...