What's the difference between a good joke and a woman?

The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and McDonald's?

A: A blonde serves more people in a night.

What's the difference between tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell when the blonde's boyfriend's birthday is?

when she has a belt-buckle imprint on her forehead

Why should you always finish telling your jokes to David Carradine?

He doesn't like to be left hanging.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why did man invent curling?

To convince women sweeping was a sport.

What do women and modern computers have in common?

Neither one will accept a 3 and a half inch floppy

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

A: To get to the second hand shop.

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

Good Joke Jokes More Good Joke Jokes

What's the key to a good joke?

Timing.

How many homeless people does it take to screw a light bulb?

does anyone know of any good jokes about homeless people.?

Black Eye Jokes More Black Eye Jokes

What do you say to a girl with a black eye?

Nothing. You already told her.

What do you tell your wife with two black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice.

Second Time Jokes More Second Time Jokes

What's the difference between a good joke and a woman?

The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time.

What's three times worse than OCD?

OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...