What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on?

Cot-on-wool.

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What's the best part about sleeping with twenty five year olds?

There's twenty of them.

Why did Fonzie stop sleeping around?

He got AIIIIIDS.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why is a baby like an diamond?

Because it's a dear little thing.

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

Wool Jokes More Wool Jokes

What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

What did Mr T say when asked if he had any wool?

Yes sir, yes sir, three bags, fool.