What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on?

Cot-on-wool.

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What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.

Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

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Why can't pencils have babies?

Because they have rubbers on their end.

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

Wool Jokes More Wool Jokes

What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool?

What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens