What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

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What starts with N, has two Gs in the middle, and has no business wearing a pointy white hood?

Your noggin

Why is your nose in the middle of your face?

Because it's the scenter!

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What would a pig name a chain of food stores?

Stop "N Slop Markets"

Why did the monster stop playing with his brother?

He got tired of kicking him around.

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How would you tell if the Queen was stoned?

Her Highness will tell you

Why shouldn't you ask if someone's a Texan?

Because if they are they'll tell you, and if they aren't you don't want to insult them.

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Why did Chewbacca cross the road?

WWWRRRRRRGWWWRRRR!

Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

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Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

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What do you call a good joke on Reddit?

Unoriginal

What's the best joke you know that's kid-safe?

I know plenty of raunchy jokes, but was asked this recently and came up blank

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Who slept with my wife?

and in the background someone replied "You ain't got enough bullets."

When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."