A criminal record.
Because it hurts and they deserve it
The more you bang them, the looser they get.
Three black guys about to miss the elevator
The PGA tour.
Use a squeegee board.
He uses a Luigi board.
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
Because their knee grows.
If you're a white man, you're free to walk.
A. Their criminal record
Their criminal record.
