How do you contact dead window cleaners?

Use a squeegee board.

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Which insurance company does Bernie Sanders use?

Progressive.

What's the last thing you want to hear while using a urinal?

nice watch"

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What do black guy's have that is twice the size of white men's, and expands upon contact with a woman?

A criminal record.

What did the skunk use to contact his girlfriend?

A: His smellular phone!