When does karaoke start?

Him: Never. Me: But I put my "I Karaoke" t-shirt on. Him: We noticed. Me: This is the worst funeral ever.

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How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me" .

Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

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When you see geese flying in V formation, have you ever noticed that one side of the V is longer than the other?

Well, there's a reason for that. There are more geese on that side.

What was the first thing Hellen Keller noticed at the beach?

The volleyball net.

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What do you call a pall-bearer in Oklahoma?

a Karaoke

What do you call a pall bearer in Oklahoma?

A karaoke!