What does Hodor start off his day with?

Raisin' Bran.

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What did they start calling Kim Jong Un after he shed 60 kgs in weight?

Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea

How do you start a conversation about men's rights?

Mention feminism.

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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

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How does Bran Stark get into a whorehouse?

Hodor.

What do you call the entrance to a whorehouse?

HODOR, HODOR, HODOR!

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What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in leaves?

Raisin bran

Why do they make Raisin Bran commercials?

For raisin bran awareness.