Raisin Bran Jokes

What is Hodor's favorite cereal?

Raisin Bran.

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What's Ned Stark's favorite cereal?

Raisin Bran

What does Hodor start off his day with?

Raisin' Bran.

Why do they make Raisin Bran commercials?

For raisin bran awareness.

What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in leaves?

Raisin bran

What do you call a bunch of black people in a pile of leaves?

Raisin Bran

What do you call a bunch of black children playing in a pile of leaves?

raisin bran

What's Hodor's job?

Raisin Bran

What do you get when you dry out a Stark?

Raisin Bran

How did Eddard Stark get his daily recommended amount of fiber?

Raisin' Bran.

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What's you experience with "Friends with benefits"?

The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was .......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.

How did Eddard Stark get his daily recommended amount of fiber?

Raisin' Bran.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What's the difference between your child and your husband?

At least you can leave your child alone with the babysit

What did the detective say when he tripped over a pretzel left by the perp?

Well, that was an unexpected twist!

Stark Jokes More Stark Jokes

What is the difference between Elon musk and Tony Stark?

Stark industries has actually turned a profit

What do you get when you dry out a Stark?

Raisin Bran

Raisin Jokes More Raisin Jokes

Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

Why didn't the Christmas Cake go to the dance?

He had his raisins...

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)

What does a blonde playing the drums sound like?

Dumb chick dumb chick dumb chick...

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a bunch of dead babies?

I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

What do you call a bunch of Lesbians in a closet?

A liquor cabinet.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

What is the difference between an elevator and black people?

And elevator can raise kids

Why do black people have white hands?

Because everyone has a little good in them