Stark Jokes

What is the difference between Elon musk and Tony Stark?

Stark industries has actually turned a profit

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What do you call A man in an iron suit flying by the king of the North?

A Stark contrast

What is iron man without his suit?

Stark naked.

What is Iron Man when he removes his suit?

Stark naked.

What do you get when you dry out a Stark?

Raisin Bran

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Elon Musk

What cologne do engineers wear?

Elon's musk

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Why do so few men end up in Heaven?

They never stop to ask directions.

What's a one way streets favorite band?

One Direction

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What did Ned Stark say when his daughter told him that she was pregnant?

Are ya?

What's Ned Stark's favorite cereal?

Raisin Bran

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How do you make a Game of Thrones fan sad?

You ask them to hold the door for you.

How does a queen get around her kingdom?

She gets throne.

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How do you milk a sheep and make a profit?

Remove the audio jack

How does a boat captain determine his profit?

By using aquadratic equation. (Via my coworker)

King Jokes More King Jokes

Why do the Lannisters have such large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

Why can't you checkmate a christian?

Because they're all pawns and their king doesn't exist.

Anthony Jokes More Anthony Jokes

Why did Tony cross the road?

To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"

Why did no one ever consider Tony Stark (the Iron Man) a protagonist?

Because he was always cited as the Anthony hero.

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How does Bran Stark get into a whorehouse?

Hodor.

What do you call kids born in whorehouses?

brothel sprouts!