Stark Jokes

What is the difference between Elon musk and Tony Stark?

Stark industries has actually turned a profit

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What do you call A man in an iron suit flying by the king of the North?

A Stark contrast

What is iron man without his suit?

Stark naked.

What is Iron Man when he removes his suit?

Stark naked.

What do you get when you dry out a Stark?

Raisin Bran

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Whorehouse?

Brothel Sprouts.

What do you call children born into a whorehouse?

Your kids

Steve Job Jokes More Steve Job Jokes

What is the similarity between Steve Job and Robb Stark?

They both died when they were really popular.

What is Steve Job's favorite food?

Nothing because he's dead*

Consider Jokes More Consider Jokes

Why do we keep putting criminals behind bars?

putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to

Why does the German dad scare all the other kids?

Because he is ein Brtiger! The shirt should say it all. And I'm considering getting one.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings."

How many senior medical consultants does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds up the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What do you do if your daughter starts smoking?

Slow down and use lube.

What's black and married to my daughter?

Nothing because I'm a good parent.

Iron Man Jokes More Iron Man Jokes

What's Iron Man's favorite ride at the carnival?

The ferrous wheel.

Why can't Iron Man stay in a steady relationship?

He has rust issues.

Profit Jokes More Profit Jokes

What is the difference between Elon musk and Tony Stark?

Stark industries has actually turned a profit

How do you milk a sheep and make a profit?

Remove the audio jack

King Jokes More King Jokes

Why can't you be the king I know?

The king you have inside you SIMBA: That doesn't make sense. I think I'd remember if I ate a king.

What do you call it when a King gets a vasectomy?

A heir cut