Stark Jokes

What is the difference between Elon musk and Tony Stark?

Stark industries has actually turned a profit

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What do you call A man in an iron suit flying by the king of the North?

A Stark contrast

What is iron man without his suit?

Stark naked.

What is Iron Man when he removes his suit?

Stark naked.

What do you get when you dry out a Stark?

Raisin Bran

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Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What did Michael Jackson almost name his daughter?

Nata-LEE-HEE!

Why did the man name his daughter Candy?

She was the sweetest mistake he ever made.

Robb Stark Jokes More Robb Stark Jokes

What is the similarity between Steve Job and Robb Stark?

They both died when they were really popular.

What is Robb Stark's least favorite band?

The Fray

Rickon Stark Jokes More Rickon Stark Jokes

What is Rickon Stark's favorite band?

One Direction

What is Rickon Stark's favourite band ?

One Direction.

Steve Job Jokes More Steve Job Jokes

What is the similarity between Steve Job and Robb Stark?

They both died when they were really popular.

What is Steve Job's favorite food?

Nothing because he's dead*

Throne Jokes More Throne Jokes

What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.

What do you get when a Game of Thrones character sets up your photo studio?

Stark lighting.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do I turn my new girlfriend on?

She's a robot and the instructions are in Chinese.

What kind of dog can turn on your car?

Yorkies

Raisin Bran Jokes More Raisin Bran Jokes

What do you call a bunch of black people in a pile of leaves?

Raisin Bran

What do you get when you dry out a Stark?

Raisin Bran

Direction Jokes More Direction Jokes

How can you tell that a straight pin is confused?

Just look at it. It's headed in one direction and pointed in the other.

What directions did the ghost give the goblin?

A: "Make a fright turn at the corner."