Steve Job Jokes

What is the similarity between Steve Job and Robb Stark?

They both died when they were really popular.

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What is Steve Job's favorite food?

Nothing because he's dead*

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Why couldn't Bill Gates get any girls?

His hardware was Microsoft

What are Bill Gates latest projects?

Needle upscaling and camel miniaturization.

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What's the difference between the Oscars and the BET Awards?

Oscar winners can thank BOTH of their parents.

What is the difference between arguing with a knife and arguing with your girlfriend?

The knife has a point.

Economy Jokes More Economy Jokes

How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

How does a painter support their art in this economy?

Easel-y

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Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

Why do so many people in the South get married?

Free shotgun

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What genre can't Ed Sheeran sing ?

Soul

What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

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How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl

Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What's the difference between cancer and a black guy?

Cancer can get jobs

What's the difference between a group of snowboarders and lifties (lift attendants)?

The lift attendants have jobs.

Johnny Cash Jokes More Johnny Cash Jokes

How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!