They both died when they were really popular.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Nothing because he's dead*
Steve Jobs went underground.
Just wait and they'll tell you.
When you dump a load in the washer, it will not follow you around for two months.
This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty "in tents".
McBook Eyre
because Sam sung better than him
The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful ; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!
Because she refused to make a sandwich
Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.
A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.
Because they're not PC
You don't no jack!
Mac in cheese
Because once go Mac you never go back.
The space bar
A space bar.
