What did Sting say to his proctologist?

Don't stand so close to me.

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Why do flamingos stand on one leg?

Because if they didn't they'd fall over.

Why do Redditors pay with exact change?

They can't stand a Nickleback!

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What did the proctologist ask the restaurant goer?

Can I push your stool in?

What did the proctologist say to the pirate?

Show me your booty.

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What does Sting have in common with a snitch?

They both sang at the police.

What's Sting's favorite Olympic sport?

The long hump