What did Sting say to his proctologist?

Don't stand so close to me.

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When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat ?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !

What if Stephen hawking was the real slim shady?

but we would never know because he couldn't stand up

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What did the proctologist ask the restaurant goer?

Can I push your stool in?

What do you get when you ask a proctologist for a second opinion?

Two fingers.

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What did Sting say to his proctologist?

Don't stand so close to me.

What grows on the World Wide Web and stings?

Internettles.