What did the proctologist say to the pirate?

Show me your booty.

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What's a necrophilic pirate's favorite activity?

Digging for booty.

What is a pirate's worst nightmare?

A sunken chest with no booty.

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What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buccaneer.

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What did Sting say to his proctologist?

Don't stand so close to me.

Why can't Ben Carson help fix America's problems?

He's a neurosurgeon, not a proctologist.