What did the proctologist say to the pirate?

Show me your booty.

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What did the pirate say to the other pirate?

Don't touch my booty

What's a pirate's favorite video game?

Because there's mighty phat loot and booty ta be pillagin' and plunderin', matey.

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Why doesn't Reno Jackson like torrenting?

Because he's always fighting pirates XD

Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!

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Why can't Ben Carson help fix America's problems?

He's a neurosurgeon, not a proctologist.

What did Sting say to his proctologist?

Don't stand so close to me.