What's a pirate's favorite video game?

Because there's mighty phat loot and booty ta be pillagin' and plunderin', matey.

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Why does the Pirate Wear Camouflage Underwear?

To hide his booty.

What's the difference between a pirate and a necrophiliac?

I'm not sure, but they both go out with shovels to find the booty.

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What did the pirate say as he was sailing through Jamaica?

X marks the pot, matey."

What did pirate say when he turned 80?

AYE MATEY