Why can't Ben Carson help fix America's problems?

He's a neurosurgeon, not a proctologist.

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Why aren't there any knock knock jokes about America?

Because Freedom Rings.

Why doesn't Mexico win Olympic Medals?

Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.

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What do you need to fix it?

Asparagus. (A spare, I guess)

Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

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How do you starve a neurosurgeon?

Hide his paycheck with his kids.

Why can't Ben Carson help fix America's problems?

He's a neurosurgeon, not a proctologist.

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What do you get when you ask a proctologist for a second opinion?

Two fingers.

What did the proctologist ask the restaurant goer?

Can I push your stool in?

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Why can't Ben Carson help fix America's problems?

He's a neurosurgeon, not a proctologist.

Where does Ben Carson spend most of his time on Reddit?

r/explainlikeimfive