What did the pirate say to the other pirate?

Don't touch my booty

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Booty Jokes More Booty Jokes

What is a pirate's worst nightmare?

A sunken chest with no booty.

Why did Mary get a restraining order against Black Beard the Pirate?

He kept trying to plunder her booty.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Who is currently leading in the Pirate Party Polls?

Noone. Pirates don't have poles, they have masts.

Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny

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Why the turnout at Michael Jackson's funeral?

He touched a lot of people.

What will never be read in braille?

Do not touch.