What did the pirate say to the other pirate?

Don't touch my booty

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Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

What's the difference between a pirate and a necrophiliac?

I'm not sure, but they both go out with shovels to find the booty.

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What do you call a pirate who is all out of reales(Silver coins)?

Long Gone Silver... /drops mic

How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!

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What time was it when Jared got fired?

When the big hand touched the little hand

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies ?

Disney Movies still touch kids