What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What kind of chocolate swims in the ocean?

scubGodivas.

What "bus" crossed the ocean?

Columbus.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

How do you get a one armed man off a tree?

You wave to him

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree?

You wave.

Shore Jokes More Shore Jokes

Why be it that land-lubbers are never confident?

For they are always on shore...

Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.