Why did Tigger jump down the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

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Why do Italian men grow moustaches?

They want to look like their mothers.

Why do the models on the catwalks always look so angry?

I would have been very happy to get paid to just walk around in fancy clothes.

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What's the difference between a woman and a toilet?

The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.

What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

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How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?

Velrow

How do you stop a black guy from jumping on a bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

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What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

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Why was Tigger's head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

Why did Tigger look down the toilet?

To find Pooh!