I need to goku the toilet
because he wanted to...
Because Greece lightening
He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*
Snoo on the loo
They both need natural light to survive!
Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.