Why don't women need umbrellas?

Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What did the homeless man say to the woman who asked if he wanted 20$?

Yeah.

Whats the difference between a woman and a floppy drive?

A Floppy Drive can only take 3.5" Inches.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What's Wayne Static's relationship with drugs?

I SEE IT!** ooooohh **I NEED IT!**(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=Ps0MfBG5-Uo#t=1m24s)

Why is the demand for potato chips rising in China?

They need clean air.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What did the Goat living in Manama say when it starting raining?

BAAAHH RAIN!"

What do you call dangerous precipitation?

A rain of terror

Umbrella Jokes More Umbrella Jokes

Why does SnoopDogg always carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle

Why does Snoop Dawg need an umbrella??

Fo Drizzle.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What do you call someone who belongs in the kitchen?

A Chef of course...

Why wouldn't you teach a woman how to ski?

Because there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom..