What did the homeless man say to the woman who asked if he wanted 20$?

Yeah.

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What did the dance instructor say to her student when the student wanted to use her bathroom?

Skip to my loo.

What do you call someone you want to be stepped on by?

A crush crush

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Why do people ask "what the hell were you thinking"?

Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it

How do you keep a group of women from talking?

Ask the oldest one to speak first.

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What do you call a woman who dyes her hair red?

Transginger.

Why can't women explain feminism to men?

Because they need a man to do it for them

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What do you call a homeless man who trashes food you give him then says he only accepts cash?

A rootabaga.

What's the difference between a hipster and a homeless man?

An Instagram account.

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What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order. :-)

Why do you need 200 condoms?

Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals