What did the homeless man say to the woman who asked if he wanted 20$?

Yeah.

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What did the cow say to the slaughterhouse worker?

You want some beef

Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers cross the road?

Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.

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How do you know if someone's a vegan?

When you ask them "Are you a vegan?" and they say "Yes".

What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl?

Just flush it like everybody else does."

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Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.

Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague?

A: He was looking for a Czech mate.

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What do you call two homeless men hitting each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight

What's the difference between Kim Kardashian and a homeless man who works at McDonalds?

One of those greasy bums is making a lot more money.

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What animal spins around about 200 times after it dies?

A rotisserie chicken

How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.