When do cows go to sleep?

Pasture bedtime.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How does a woman know she's sleeping with a forklift driver?

He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.

What does a muslim man call a woman he wants to sleep with, but can't due to religious reasons?

Harambae

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow with one udder?

A bull.

What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.