When do cows go to sleep?

Pasture bedtime.

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Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

Whats the best part about sleeping with a midget?

You're sure to get a little head

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What did the cow say to the slaughterhouse worker?

You want some beef

What US state has the most cows?

Moosouri!