When do cows go to sleep?

Pasture bedtime.

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Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.

Why does the nudist always go to bed early?

Because he never sleeps in much!

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What's beef jerky?

Dried parts of a cow that had Parkinson's.

What kind of music do cows listen to?

dadjoke) MOOOOOsic.