Why does the nudist always go to bed early?

Because he never sleeps in much!

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What does a psychologist wear to bed?

A Freudian slip.

Why is Gandalf so good in bed?

Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.

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A rashtag.

Why do you hate me?

me any time someone tells me I have to sleep on a futon

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Why does the nudist always go to bed early?

Because he never sleeps in much!

How can you recognise a blind man among a crowd of nudists?

It's not hard...