Nudist Jokes

Why does the nudist always go to bed early?

Because he never sleeps in much!

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How can you recognise a blind man among a crowd of nudists?

It's not hard...

What do Pentecostals and Nudists have in common?

Neither can wear pants

How do nudists greet each other?

With a bare hug.

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What do you call a dwarf psychic on the run?

A small medium at large.

Why don't dwarfs smoke pipe weed?

Because it slows their

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Why did the wine critic get kicked off the nudist beach?

Because he was walking around with a semillon (semi-on)

How do you spot the blind man at a nudist beach?

Well..it's not hard

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What's the difference between Walk of Life and Washington state?

One's by Dire Straits, the other's by dryer states.

A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did you do that?

I replied,"That's what you're supposed to do in soccer, right Kick balls "

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken ?

She kicked the bucket !

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why couldn't Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he was married

What's the worst thing for a cannibal to say to a friend?

Your family has impeccable taste.

Buddhist Jokes More Buddhist Jokes

How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

People Business Jokes More People Business Jokes

Why aren't dwarves allowed at nudist camps?

They allways stick their nose in other people's business.

Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors?

Because they always have their noses in other people's business!

Who's the most popular guy in the hospital?

The Ultra Sound guy. Who is it when he's not there? The Hip Replacement guy.

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.