He kept leaving ball marks on the greens.
Because he left his son.
Because women are always right.
Kick the altar boy in the back off the head
Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.
Its not that hard
He's trying to watch his sodium intake.
What is Green...and Smells Like Pork? Kermit the Frog's Finger!!
Green "Nope. Green."