What is Green...and Smells Like Pork?

What is Green...and Smells Like Pork? Kermit the Frog's Finger!!

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Kermit Jokes More Kermit Jokes

What do you have if you have one fuzzy, green ball in one hand and another fuzzy, green ball in the other hand?

Kermit the Frog's undivided attention.

What's green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger

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What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.

How are a pizza maker and a gynecologist the same?

They can both smell it, but they can't taste it.

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What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.

Pork Jokes More Pork Jokes

What's green, slimey and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger.

What's long, green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit the frog's finger

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What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon?

Kermit The Frog's fingers.

What's long green and smells like pork scratchings?

Kermit the frogs finger.