What is Green...and Smells Like Pork?

What is Green...and Smells Like Pork? Kermit the Frog's Finger!!

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What's Kermit the Frog's favorite song?

Whib It" by Devo.

What's green and smells like ham?

Kermit the frog's finger

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What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

What's long green and smells like pork scratchings?

Kermit the frogs finger.

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What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

What is Green...and Smells Like Pork?

What is Green...and Smells Like Pork? Kermit the Frog's Finger!!

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Whats long, green, and smells like pork?

Kermits finger

Why aren't there any Muslim feminists?

Pork is haram

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What's green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

What's long green and smells like pork scratchings?

Kermit the frogs finger.