What's green, fuzzy, and stinks of pork?

Kermit the frog's finger

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What's green and smells like ham?

Kermit the frog's finger

What's green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frog

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What did one smell say to the odor?

You stink at telling jokes."

Why do the French stink?

So blind people can hate them too

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What did the cannibal make of the politician he just met?

Pork and bologne sammiches.

What's green, slimey and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger.

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What is green and slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frog's finger...

What's green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.