What's green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frog

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What did the frog with the speech impediment say?

Thibbit"

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

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What are green and smell like pork?

Kermit's fingers

What do Harry Potter and Kermit the frog have in common?

Hogwarts!

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Why do farts smell?

So deaf people can enjoy them too.

What's in a name?

A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. But, if roses were called "herpes" they'd make terrible Valentine's Day gifts.

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What smells like pork?

Kermits finger

What's slimy cold long and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger...