What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit?

A rabbit that says "Ribbit."

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

What do you get when you cross a rock climber with a tsetse fly?

Nothing. You can't cross a scaler and a vector.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

Why was Jimmy sad?

Cause Jimmy had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

Ribbit Jokes More Ribbit Jokes

What do they call Reddit in France?

Ribbit

What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit?

A rabbit that says "Ribbit."

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?

A hare dare.

Why did the rabbit cross the road?

Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!