Ribbit Jokes

How do frogs make a condom more interesting?

They ribbit

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What do you call an angry witch?

Ribbit.

What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad?

One says ribbit ribbit the other one says rub-it rub-it!

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What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit?

A rabbit that says "Ribbit."

Why did the man wear a frog for a condom?

So he was ribbit for her pleasure.

What do they call Reddit in France?

Ribbit

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Because then you'd be a barnacle.

What do you call jeans that haven't been worn before?

Vir-jeans

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and democrats want more for schools.

What are the most useless items ever invented?

A: Condoms. If you need one, she's too old.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What are you doing there, rabbit?

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Where do rabbits go after they get married?

On a bunny-moon.

France Jokes More France Jokes

What do they call Independence Day in France?

A Royale-free with cheese! (Happy Bastille Day(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BastilleDay)!)

What could have been the most stuppidest result of Napolleonic wars if France won?

Tsar Napoleon.

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What is the best way to receive downvotes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny! XD

Whoops wrong sub. Oh wait. This has been done before, hasn't it?

You probably Reddit already.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why so long face?

Latvian say, "I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby."

Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a hotdog and a potato?

A dictator.

What do you get when you cross an Italian with a gorilla?

A retarded gorilla.

Bunny Jokes More Bunny Jokes

Why didn't the bunny hop?

No bunny knows... :(

What's the Easter Bunny's favorite song?

Don't you want some bunny to love"